Funny dating sayings and quotes
Tinder came onto the online dating scene in 2012, and it was the first app to allow singles to quickly say yes or no to a match (swipe right for yes and left for no).
This is one of the reasons why it’s become known as more of a destination for hookups instead of relationships.
We’ll end this article with one more quote, in case you haven’t gotten enough.
“Laughter is the best medicine — unless you’re diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high,” according to Jasper Carrott.
Whereas women’s number one fear is that they’re going to get murdered.” It’s hilarious but also sad how true this quote is. I went from feeling good about myself to feeling like a leper alone in a room typing.” This is how the whole quote goes: “Online dating is like online shopping — except for that with online shopping you’re looking for things people really like, and you get them cheap.
Most women, before going on a date, will tell someone who they’re going to be with, will give them the address of where they’re going, will text in the middle of dinner saying they’re OK, and will let them know when they got home. If you’re online dating, you’re looking for people no one wants, and it’s a month,” said funny man and magician Phil Pivnick.
Comedian Ryan Hamilton expressed his frustrations with online dating in that same Telegraph article: “My friends said if you’re not involved in one of these online dating services, you’re just gonna get left behind socially, you know. It’s as if you are supposed to define yourself by how you distract yourself.It’s like impersonating a person — this is what I do instead of engaging with other people.” She’s got a point.